Lazy Man’s Sheet Pan Apple Tart

Although I can manage a country-style loaf of sourdough bread, more refined baking is my Achilles heel.¬† I avoid making pastry the way I avoid hanging doors or framing windows.¬† In a post-apocalyptic¬† world where my survival depended on advanced carpentry skills to keep the zombies out I would muddle through, but in the meantime …